So, my sister was babysitting and the parents were late. Boyfriend and I had to pick her up because her little car couldn't handle the snow/ice. I was on the phone, explaining this to my mother, when this happened:
Mom: So where are they?
Me: A tapas bar.
Mom: A TOPLESS BAR?
Me: NO! Mom! A TAPAS bar!
Mom: Oh, well, I didn't know what kind of people they were...